Thursday, April 30th 2009
er...

From the Department of Homeland Security:

We're also actively monitoring travelers at our land, sea, and air ports. We're watching them for signs of illness, and we have appropriate protocols in place to deal with those who are sick. Precautions are being taken to protect travelers and border personnel. Anyone exhibiting symptoms is being referred to an isolation room where they can be evaluated by a public health official before proceeding to their destruction.

(Cheers, Nick)

UPDATE: They've fixed it now, but there's a note at the bottom detailing the change if you don't believe me!
Jim Finnis
4:08PM

Tags: news swine
Tuesday, April 28th 2009
swine flu

Completely missed this, by the way, since I haven't even looked at the news since Friday. This is a good thing, by the way - I'm normally an information addict, and it's a good thing that a whole news item has happened since I last looked. As for me, no swine flu here, but I do think I have cad and bounder cold.

XKCD is bang on today.
Jim Finnis
11:35AM

Tags: news swine

........... Older

Status

All very testy-testy at the moment. Please mail any problems to me at jim spot finnis monkey-with-tail gmail spot com. Hah, let's see the email scrapers decipher that.

RSS Feed

Current Page

the main page

Index

the main page
Gwir

Recent Comments

re Twitter posts for Sunday August 22 Catrin wrote:

It's actually going to be reviewed in a proper academic journal and everything. Well not actually everything, just a proper academic journal, but I think that's extremely exciting. It says so on the internet, it must be true.

23/08/10 11:28:33 AM

re Twitter posts for Friday July 2 Catrin wrote:

Hmm - that's a sentence whose meaning is changed completely if you don't realise that lame is in the French way not the English way.

02/07/10 10:26:05 AM

re 5536 Catrin wrote:

This was me trying to look like Amanda Palmer. I now realise I looked more like Tara Palmer Tompkinson. The reality check is always the one that bounces all the way to the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation isn't it.

24/05/10 10:20:37 AM

re Twitter posts for Monday May 10 Catrin wrote:

Anything in this case being a tailor's mannequin made out of a Catrin, a tee shirt, and two rolls of gaffa tape. I just hope it's not voodoo if you stick pins into effigies of yourself.

10/05/10 12:22:35 PM

re Twitter posts for Tuesday May 4 Catrin wrote:

According to Google, it's a stencil thing for doing eyebrows. The only options are thin, medium or thick. Naturally, I'd want it to include "Option 4: Eyebrows A La Amanda Palmer. Except of course, if I were to do that, just at the point when I am applying the makeup, my brain would start playing the Victoria Wood monologue where she paints one really high up and the other really low down. "Now I look like a person who's had a pint spilt over them and they can't quite remember what to do about it". Hilarity would ensue, I would look like a div, and like Victoria Wood, would end up wearing a big brown raincoat and a picnic rug and a pair of knickers on my head.

04/05/10 01:49:22 PM

re Twitter posts for Monday May 3 Catrin wrote:

Red Dead Hand. Great name for a kid.

04/05/10 01:31:20 PM

re Amanda Palmer and Jason Webley Catrin wrote:

Absolutely fantastic gig - I had such a such a such a good time. People do look at me funny though when I explain perfectly reasonably that I went to see a bloke and a woman being a pair of conjoined twins. Do other people not do that then?

28/04/10 05:50:17 PM

re Twitter posts for Thursday April 22 wrote:

they won't let e write it` 'yS, i like 'a man

24/04/10 02:11:43 AM

re Catrin T.J.Bates wrote:

Ouch!

18/04/10 09:57:49 PM

re 5188 T.J.Bates wrote:

Alas! Poor doughnut!

18/04/10 09:34:07 PM

re 5405 T.J.Bates wrote:

Still a cutie!

18/04/10 08:10:17 PM

re 5495 Steve wrote:

Blimey it looks bare in the winter. I'm off to listen to some Chumbawamba unless Jubilee's on.

27/03/10 09:25:57 PM

re Greenspun's Tenth Rule Stephen Usher wrote:

...unless the program is written in FORTRAN IV, as that doesn't do lists/characters.

22/02/10 08:42:36 PM

re Twitter posts for Saturday February 20 alecm wrote:

come visit some time; i have a very pubby pub :-) i also like the "abandon" button, above. we need more abandon.

22/02/10 07:36:49 PM

re Twitter posts for Tuesday February 9 rac wrote:

great news!

09/02/10 04:29:42 PM

re 5465 Catrin wrote:

Look, explaining the finer points of Land Registration requires some visual aids ok.

25/01/10 10:53:36 AM

re Twitter posts for Friday January 8 Catrin wrote:

Going to Boganning.

13/01/10 05:22:25 PM

re Twitter posts for Saturday January 2 Catrin wrote:

Isn't that a hotel chain?

04/01/10 11:10:00 AM

re Twitter posts for Monday December 21 Catrin wrote:

Umph. I can explain....

21/12/09 10:29:18 AM

re 5443 Mel Rimmer wrote:

Mmm, purdy.

17/12/09 04:07:00 PM

re 5443 Catrin wrote:

Ooh, pretty picture. I couldn't work out for a while which side of the river it was.

17/12/09 01:14:57 PM

re Twitter posts for Monday December 14 Jim wrote:

Of course, but *read it again* They're not reserving the right to REFUSE to serve, they're reserving the right to SERVE.

15/12/09 10:08:53 AM

re Twitter posts for Monday December 14 Ben wrote:

That's completely legal. Any trading establishment can refuse to serve any customer without giving a reason. It's generally considered bad for the trader's reputation as a good place to do business, but they do have that option.

14/12/09 08:39:39 PM

re Getting festive in Shrewsbury Catrin wrote:

My God! I look like an advert for Werthers Original.

14/12/09 10:57:00 AM

re Twitter posts for Monday November 30 Catrin wrote:

You're not planning on dying of E Coli are you?

01/12/09 12:56:26 PM

re Twitter posts for Sunday November 22 Catrin wrote:

Muppet.

24/11/09 02:55:03 PM

re Twitter posts for Sunday November 22 Jim wrote:

Ah, but I don't think the installer could have reasonably foreseen that particular injury...

24/11/09 11:16:07 AM

re Twitter posts for Sunday November 22 Catrin wrote:

And clearly displaying better workmanship than the oaf who installed the thing in the first place - it needing to be replaced because it came apart in my hand. I could have been seriously injured...if the light pull had hit me in the eye, causing me to flail around blindly, then fall down the stairs and impale myself on a coathook.

23/11/09 11:09:52 AM

re Twitter posts for Tuesday November 17 Stephen Usher wrote:

Would you act in "The Wicker Man?" Edward Woodward would.

17/11/09 09:58:13 PM

re Irn-Bru Turkish Delight Jane M wrote:

I had the same petit four at that same restaurant in Edinburgh just yesterday - it was fantastic. We has the deep fried mars bars alongside. Superb.

11/11/09 10:35:53 PM

About

This is a test wiki/blog system called Gwir, implemented in php5.