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Things I have in common with Bill Gates...
...well, for one thing, apparently we both learnt to program at one of these. |
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Things I have in common with Bill Gates...
...well, for one thing, apparently we both learnt to program at one of these. |
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scary thought
The irony is, most of the kids making games now probably never used the computers that kickstarted our industry, a 16 year old for instance, wouldn't have even been born when Commodore imploded, taking the Amiga with it... Good grief. From an interview at the Dyson site (the game, not the hoovers, and if you haven't played it, do so.) |
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OS4000
Via Alec, two bits of news on this venerable and insane operating system, which ran on GEC mainframes back from the late 70's through to the turn of the century, and was a part of UK Internet history. Firstly, he's managed to get hold of an emulation of the bloody thing; and secondly, the Wikipedia page is under threat of deletion for non-notability. As Alec says, poppycock. Although I never really poked around inside it, I recall its bizarre directory structure and its awesome command syntax: everything you did sounded like it was a command to launch the nuclear weapons from some 80's hacker movie. FCOPY USER SINK TRACE DESTROY for example, to delete all a users files (IIRC). |
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Miss Tilly's Orifice
Today I think I'll tell the story of Miss Shilling's Orifice. Back in the Second World War, during the Battle of Britain, the Spitfire fighters with their powerful Merlin engines and their elliptical, highly-maneuverable wings did marvellous things above the skies of England. Unfortunately, there was a wee problemette with those engines: they had old-fashioned carburettors instead of fuel injection, relying on gravity to pull fuel into the engine - so if you went into a steep dive, the fuel supply to the engine would briefly cut out. Not good. If you carried on in your chosen maneuver, the engine would then be flooded. Very not good. Enter Beatrice 'Tilly' Shilling, a young engineer (and motorcyclist) who had the clever idea of popping a little metal disc with a hole in the middle into the carburettor, to restrict and regulate the fuel flow and stop the flooding. It worked like a charm, and those mustachioed fly-boys soon dubbed it ''Miss Shilling's Orifice''. Or just the Tilly Orifice. It's official name, incidentally, was Miss Tilly's Diaphragm. Awesome. |
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oh, those french
Yes, it's a Vespa with a great big fuck-off gun. An M20 75mm recoilless rifle, in fact. How many kinds of awesome is that? It's a ACMA Troupes Aeról Portées Mle. 56. There are more pictures at that link. It seems the French didn't have a great deal of defence cash to spare after WWII, but Vespas were dirt cheap - about $500 - and the 75mm recoilless rifle was surplus. So with typically French inventiveness and flair, they came up with this little beauty. About 800 of these were deployed in Indochina and Algeria. No recoil, so you could actually fire the thing from the Vespa. On the move. Why haven't they got these in HalfLife 2? |
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All very testy-testy at the moment. Please mail any problems to me at jim spot finnis monkey-with-tail gmail spot com. Hah, let's see the email scrapers decipher that.
Hmm - that's a sentence whose meaning is changed completely if you don't realise that lame is in the French way not the English way.
This was me trying to look like Amanda Palmer. I now realise I looked more like Tara Palmer Tompkinson. The reality check is always the one that bounces all the way to the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation isn't it.
Anything in this case being a tailor's mannequin made out of a Catrin, a tee shirt, and two rolls of gaffa tape. I just hope it's not voodoo if you stick pins into effigies of yourself.
According to Google, it's a stencil thing for doing eyebrows. The only options are thin, medium or thick. Naturally, I'd want it to include "Option 4: Eyebrows A La Amanda Palmer. Except of course, if I were to do that, just at the point when I am applying the makeup, my brain would start playing the Victoria Wood monologue where she paints one really high up and the other really low down. "Now I look like a person who's had a pint spilt over them and they can't quite remember what to do about it". Hilarity would ensue, I would look like a div, and like Victoria Wood, would end up wearing a big brown raincoat and a picnic rug and a pair of knickers on my head.
Red Dead Hand. Great name for a kid.
Absolutely fantastic gig - I had such a such a such a good time. People do look at me funny though when I explain perfectly reasonably that I went to see a bloke and a woman being a pair of conjoined twins. Do other people not do that then?
they won't let e write it` 'yS, i like 'a man
Blimey it looks bare in the winter. I'm off to listen to some Chumbawamba unless Jubilee's on.
...unless the program is written in FORTRAN IV, as that doesn't do lists/characters.
come visit some time; i have a very pubby pub :-) i also like the "abandon" button, above. we need more abandon.
Look, explaining the finer points of Land Registration requires some visual aids ok.
Isn't that a hotel chain?
Ooh, pretty picture. I couldn't work out for a while which side of the river it was.
Of course, but *read it again* They're not reserving the right to REFUSE to serve, they're reserving the right to SERVE.
That's completely legal. Any trading establishment can refuse to serve any customer without giving a reason. It's generally considered bad for the trader's reputation as a good place to do business, but they do have that option.
My God! I look like an advert for Werthers Original.
You're not planning on dying of E Coli are you?
Ah, but I don't think the installer could have reasonably foreseen that particular injury...
And clearly displaying better workmanship than the oaf who installed the thing in the first place - it needing to be replaced because it came apart in my hand. I could have been seriously injured...if the light pull had hit me in the eye, causing me to flail around blindly, then fall down the stairs and impale myself on a coathook.
Would you act in "The Wicker Man?" Edward Woodward would.
I had the same petit four at that same restaurant in Edinburgh just yesterday - it was fantastic. We has the deep fried mars bars alongside. Superb.
This is a test wiki/blog system called Gwir, implemented in php5.
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re Twitter posts for Sunday August 22 Catrin wrote:
It's actually going to be reviewed in a proper academic journal and everything. Well not actually everything, just a proper academic journal, but I think that's extremely exciting. It says so on the internet, it must be true.
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